how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
May 21 21:06 with 79,790 notes
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
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May 21 20:00 with 79,931 notes
do u ever have those days where it feels like everybody has decided to ignore u at the same time and its like that one episode of spongebob where everybody left bikini bottom to get away from spongebob and ur spongebob
May 21 0:31 with 14,931 notes
A tourist goes to see something. A traveler sees it along the way.
― Gentlemen’s Wisdom (via natashakills)
(Source: lifestyleoftheunemployed.com)
May 20 23:59 with 1,910 notes
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
May 20 23:55 with 74,216 notes
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT
(Source: hippiehealthy)
May 20 23:39 with 28,247 notes
mothherfuckin not ready for bikini season
May 20 23:17 with 100 notes
